I doubt if anyone is keeping scientifically-sound statistics, but if I were a bettin’ woman, I’d bet that the divorce rate of couples who CRAM wedding cake into each other’s faces at the reception is about 98%.

There is nothing funny about a woman in a $1000 wedding dress, $150 hairdo and $80 makeup job getting assaulted by (or assaulting) her new husband at the reception. Taking your $850 wedding cake and turning it into a grade school cafeteria food fight is not only tacky, but it shows poor judgment on so many levels. Whenever I see a video of a couple doing this on AFHV, I just want to mail the bride a business card to a battered women’s shelter. And when it’s the bride acting like scum, it makes me want to call up the groom and ask him if he’s dumped the trailer trash husbandbeater yet.

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