He says he’s one of the few men in the city who has nothing wrong with him. You be the judge.

Backstory: A girl named Olga was out with her friends in the Marina district of San Francisco (known for being a popular hang out for douches), and she talked to this guy named Dmitri for all of two minutes. Then she gave him her card and said “give me a call.” These are the messages he left. Listen to the whole thing, because it just keeps getting better and better.

What a nightmare!!!!! He has no clue that the obnoxiousness of his first message is what guaranteed she wouldn’t call him back.

Found via List of the Day

UPDATE! The plot thickens on who this jerk really is. Dimitri is really an ex-doctor named James Sears who lost his medical license after being CONVICTED of sexually assaulting patients, he’s had plenty of press about this incident. He’s threatening to sue, saying the messages were taken from his private voicemails (guess he doesn’t understand calling someone else entails leaving a message on THEIR voicemail, not his).

Here is his disgusting website: dimitrithelover * dot * ca (I refuse to link to it)

Read about his psycho past.

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