Random Crap From My Hard Drive!

Oh happy pup!

Clever vintage ad.

I’ve just spent the past five days working in my shithole of a yard. I got up at 5:30 every day, but still by 6:30 the bees and yellow jackets came out and I had to call it quits. I’m so terrified of them. Yesterday a yellowjacket caught me by surprise and I screamed and ran around the house. I hope none of the neighbors saw me.
I think I got this from somethingawful.com
“Now little Susie, stop your crying. The trip to the farm for the family reunion will only last a few days. And as long as you don’t go to the barn alone with Cousin Elmer, you have nothing to be afraid of.”



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It looks like Cousin Elmer’s fields are running red with blood!!!
Puppy! GOSH DARN CUTE! Cousin Elmer, on the other hand, looks like a serial killer.