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Goodbear already wrote me that she has some Random Crap From her Hard Drive posted this Monday. If anyone else participates in posting Random Crap from Your Hard Drive, post in the comments.

I can’t tell you why I have this. It’s obviously a fake.

Woodsy Owl does not have opposable thumbs on his wings, and therefore could not sign an autograph.

Ebay, you screwed me again! Curse you Ebay!

Trey Parker and Matt Stone. All that talent. All that sexy.

I need to go lie down for a while.

OK, I’m back.

Last Friday I had to drive from 225 to I-25, through downtown Denver, cross merging traffic to exit on Colfax, drive past the Capitol building to get to where I’m going. And I’m never doing it again.

I don’t know when I took this pic of Moose, nor when I had the occasion to take home a lobster bib from anywhere. I didn’t know this pic was on my hard drive until just now and I have no memory of it.

I hope Moose isn’t eating lobster. It would explain why every time I got into Petsmart I spend over $100.

Moose shouldn’t eat lobster. Lobsters are injected with all kinds of bad antibiotics, steroids and growth hormones. Aren’t they? Or is that beef?

Or maybe it’s crab?

I just saw a job advertisement that wants a trainer to have years of medical experience, a Masters degree, and years experience as a trainer.  Pay?  45-50K.

Apparently, all of us little sweet nurses have rich husbands and we just got our Masters degrees and years of medical experience as a hobby to keep us sweet little housewives out of trouble!  Tee hee!

Shove your 50K up your ass.  I don’t have a completed Masters degree and I wouldn’t work for 50K in the Denver Metro area (where the payment on my crappy townhome is over $1600/month, and I live outside of town in the cheap area).

That’s not even $24/hr!  My brother makes $25/hr working on the bottling line at Sudsweiser, no college degree or experience necessary.

Moose is on Cute With Chris again. This time, Chris is running a series of “Mini’s” where he posts pets with miniature versions of themselves.

Stop by to see the three pics of Moose he posted (have to click on some links to see the second and third), and leave a Moose-supporting comment. Also, if you don’t have CWC bookmarked as a daily visit, you should. There’s always something cute and/or funny going on there. Plus, the guy is smokin’ hot! But that’s neither here nor there.

And in case you missed when Moose and my other pets were featured in one of Chris’ shows, click here for the video.

Moose was also a Viewer Christmas Pet on CWC, and so was Sparky, the puppy I got my parents for Christmas!

Probably the very worst I ever put my foot in my mouth. Ever.

My best buddy. My constant companion for the past 5 1/2 years. The being solely responsible for ruining my house. It can only be… Moose.

At the dogpark this weekend.

Home in Icky-ta over Christmas with Sparky.

Me and Moose, 14 weeks old. Just a BABY!

When he was a puppy, I could hardly walk without him being right there.

Moose on my left, about 35 minutes after I first laid eyes on him.

Starting now, important news on my blog will be preceded by the “Moose Alert” icon.

My dear friend A has started her own blog! This woman is a gifted writer, full of heart and humor. Just blogroll her now, she’s that good: Authentic Frontier Gibberish

Have you ever been to a blog whose writing is SO GOOD that you’re tempted to stay on the page and hit “refresh” in the hopes you can squeeze one more entry out of it?

Yep, her blog is like that!

A, I demand… DEMAND that you write entries ALL OF THE TIME! You cannot skip a day ever.

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Starting now, important news about burritos will be preceded by the “Burrito Alert” icon.

Guess what? The McSkillet Burrito will be FREE this Thursday and Friday, with the purchase of a medium or large drink!

Holy hell, I just peed myself with excitement!

“What’s the big deal?” you ask? “Who cares about a burrito?” you ask? “What’s the square root of 56,284?” you ask?

Oh, if only I could go back to the days of such naiveté! Oh, if only I had never wrapped my full, sensuous lips around that first burrito (using very little teeth - hay guys, I’m single - call me!) Oh, if only I knew that there is a 100 percent chance of addiction the very first time you experiment with The McSkillet Burrito! Oh, if only I knew what naiveté meant, and/or how to pronounce it!

They are perfect. They have everything! Nicely seasoned diced potatoes, eggs, cheese, peppers, sausage, and a zesty mystery sauce of crack and rainbows.

If you haven’t tried this burrito, do not try it. It only leads to a life spent twitching in McDonalds drive-thrus, and giving hand jobs in back alleys to get money for your next burrito. All you can think about is scoring your next hit.

If you have tried it, your soul is already lost so you may as well get free ones on Thursday and Friday.

The way the layout changes randomly (out of eight possible color choices, each with a different header)…

Annoying, or cool?

And if annoying, which is the one you’d pick as the “keeper”?