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If I spent half the time writing content for this blog, that I do tinkering with the layout, I just might get some visitors.

But how much do you love the lime header? Mitch Hedberg fans will recognize the “buoyancy of citrus” line. We miss you Mitch! 

“(Remarking about his drink while onstage) Look at all the limes in this god-damn thing! This fuckin’ thing is tropical! Look at the limes, how they float. That’s good news man. Next time I’m on a boat and it capsizes, I’ll reach for a lime… I’ll be water skiing without a life preserver and people’ll say ‘What the hell?’ and I’ll pull out a lime…and a lemon too. I’m saved by the buoyancy of citrus.” - M. Hedberg

Some of you may already know that I bought my parents a puppy for Christmas. He is the cutest thing ever! Despite me living over 8 hours away, I have visited the puppy twice since I dropped him off in November.

I even started a photoblog about it. I update it at least every 36 hours. If you like cuteness, please bookmark The Sparky Chronicles.

Sparky, you’re so cute, I can’t stand it!