Posts Tagged “cats”

Propaganda cats are any cat you’ve ever met that is cute, affectionate, or adorable. These cats are rogue Al Quadea cats. These cats wish to suck us into their illusion of coolness and cuteness. “I’m cute and fuzzy!” they convey. “I’ll sit on your lap and purr!” they assert.

FILTHY WHORISH LIES!

No “real” cat is this way. REAL cats never let you pet them. In fact, you never see a REAL cat except for when you fill their food dish, and when they appear out of nowhere to scratch the shit out of your calf, then disappear again.

So if you meet a cat that’s cuddly and sweet, that is a terrorist agent for the Propaganda Cats. Their mission is to pretend they’re something they’re not (i.e. pretend they’re a decent pet), infiltrate every American household, then overthrow the US Government using a strategy of spreading a toxiplasmosis endemic, coupled with coast-to-coast unprovolked scratch marks which lead to minor infections.

Don’t be fooled!!!